Party Crashers

In case you've been exploring the great outdoors (and let's be honest, you haven't), we're in full blown awards season.  The races are tight, and the guest lists seem to be surprisingly open.  While many celebs are a welcome treat to every evening, quite a few posers exist among the likes of Nicholson, Julia, and Clinton (Hil or Bill).  This awards season more than any other it seems two in particular have canoodled climbed their way to the top of all the big red carpet evenings.

Here's to hoping these faces don't turn up at "The Big Show":

Taylor Swift

Really, it's getting to the point where I almost feel bad for the Kennedy-robbing lost little girl.  And by "little girl," I mean seriously act your age (ahem, 22) not your upper arm's width size.  That includes knowing you will end up as another meme on the Internet after every big night.  So just sit, and...

 Jennifer Lopez

And it is definitely not you, J. Lo.  Class is one thing that Beyonce has that you will never have.  Ellen too for that matter.  The only thing that you proved last night in that awful window fixture you donned is that this is why we no longer see you nominated at these shows.